The difference between John and John
John E. is absolutely phony. I can't stomach a single sentence he utters in his fake southern drawl. And I specially can't stand his co-opting Dean lines. There's nothing sunny about Johnny Sunshine.
John K. is also phony. But he doesn't know it... Therefore he pulls it off a little better. I will listen to his speech tonight (unlike Sunshine's last night). He manages to sound serious delivering bland empty lines. I'm going to keep a score tonight of every meaningful phrase he utters.